By Stephen Revere on August 26, 2012 | 4:22 pm | 3 Comments
HBC – normally it stands for a Yongsan-gu neighborhood boasting a population of foreigners rivaling that of any other neighborhood in Korea outside of a US military base, but is it rapidly becoming HamBurger Challenge territory?
Many of you old Korea hands will have visited Jacoby’s Burger, which has been around HBC for years, delivering quality burgers that brought in great crowds. Recently though, long-term resident Le Vert restaurant decided to give up the rest of their brunch, pasta and other menu items and become Two Hands Burger and to everyone’s surprise (and probably both owners’ dismay) about a week after the change another burger specialty restaurant decided to enter the fray, and Burgermine was born, opening up for business only a couple of weeks ago. This led to none less than 3 burger joints in a run of 4 consecutive buildings – and an irresistible burger crawl for us.
Burger conneseur and buddy Stuart Nyman and myself decided that it was about time someone definitively determine which of these burger specialty places was the best, so we devoted our August 16th, 2012 Sunday evening to eating burgers as a sacrifice for you, our reader, so that you could definitively know which of these three locations boasts the best burger.
We ordered the “representative” burger from each location – the basic burger or the one they said was their most ordered. Ratings given are based on a scale of 1 – 10. The rest are some basics for any good burger joint – you have to ask how we want it cooked, you have to have a good-sized burger, and you have to grill the bun. Finally, if there”s a piece that you can’t chew into mash, then I’m not going to swallow it. Gristle or anything else that must be removed while eating a burger is a mark against it.
Stop 1 – Two Hands Burger
Steve’s Rating – 7.5 Stuart’s Rating – 6
Burger ordered: The Two Hands Burger
Price: W10,000
Asked how to cook? – No.
Patty Size – Medium
Grilled Bun? – Yes
Number of inedible gristle pieces: 2
We both enjoyed this burger, but myself more than Stuart. I thought the bun was particularly good and the entire thing well proportioned. The meat was a good quality, but Stuart found the patty to be a bit small. We were both happy with the fresh lettuce and tomato and the perfectly cooked egg that dripped it’s yolk when we cut it in half. It could be said that this burger had a bit of an advantage because it came with an egg and bacon while the others did not – but the price was similar, so it seemed a fair comparison.
Stop 2 – Burgermine
Steve’s Rating – 4 Stuart’s Rating – 4
Burger ordered: Bacon Burger (but we were served a chili burger, which we just ate anyway)
Price: 7,000
Asked How to Cook? – No
Patty Size – Small
Grilled Bun – No.
Number of inedible gristle pieces: 10ish – about one in every bite.
The newcomer in the crowd has a lot going for it – just not it’s burgers. Nice atmosphere, cool artwork, friendly, English-speaking staff, beautiful outdoor patio. Prices are good too – but then again you get what you pay for. This was certainly the weakest burger of the bunch, but you can guess why – they do an all-you-can-eat set up for 2 hours for only W15,000.
They’re also very unique in that they have a condiment/veggie buffet so you can pile the burger high just the way you like it. At those prices, you have to skimp somewhere though, and they’ve apparently decided to skimp on the meat quality and quantity. But then again the bread didn’t impress either – think plain white bun from the supermarket. The staff was nice though, and they did pay attention when we told them on the way out that the burger was pretty weak. Hate to give a hard time to a place when they’re just getting started, so let’s just say we need to stay tuned to see if they pick up their game.
Jacoby’s Burger
Steve’s Rating – 7 Stuart’s Rating – 8
Burger Ordered: The Jacoby Cheeseburger
Price: W10,000
Asked how to cook? – Yes – or made us write it down anyway.
Patty Size – Large
Grilled Bun – Yes
Number of inedible gristle pieces – Zero
The veteran impressed. Their systematic ordering process makes sure that you get it just the way you like it, with a half-dozen questions to answer just to order. This included, for the first time, asking how we would like our burger cooked, and even asking the type of bun we wanted (white or wheat) and how we wanted our onions (grilled or raw). We were able to choose our cheese too and even whether we wanted a garlic or rosemary-infused patty. It’s not very personable, and the staff were too busy to even think about being friendly, but the system works. Stuart, a former resident of New York, thought the burger was on par with some of the best he had ever had in NYC – and he had plenty. The Jacoby’s people pile their burgers high though, and there was so much lettuce, bun and accouterments that I found myself fighting to taste the actual burger, which was the only thing that gave Two Hands Burger the edge in my book – the Jacoby’s patty itself was probably actually better quality and seasoning than Two Hands.
They claim they serve Australian, never-frozen Waygyu beef, but when doing the math on delivery from cow to table in the 20 days necessary to do this we found it a tad hard to believe it was never frozen and the term Waygu is always suspect. Regardless, great burger!
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And now you know. Certainly if you like a burger piled high with all kinds of exotic ingredients, Jacoby’s is the way to go. Great, creative burgers with a good quality beef patty. If you’re interested in a little more laid back atmosphere and some more personal service and a great burger, head over to Two Hands. Hold off on Burgermine a bit until they work out some kinks. Give them a go later and see if what we found just after their opening still holds true or they really listened and brought up their quality.









Burgerpro, 8 months ago




Briony, you are lame. Since when did you have to live in Seoul/HBC or Korea for that matter to rate a great BURGER?!? Does living in the area give you some sort of higher burger wisdom? In case you didn’t know, the hamburger is not from Seoul/HBC or Korea. I know it’s a shock but, although it’s origins are from Hamburg germany, it was popularized in NY…that would be New York, America. The review up there is pretty spot on, but then again, Phillies was not included and they probably have the best out of all of them in HBC, besides the ones I make at my house which uses a special blend of 4 different cuts of meat for a perfect patty. A great burger is not in the spices, toppings or sauces, but it actually starts with the cuts of meat mix/blend and ratio before it’s even ground, then a fabulous bun. Everything else is as they say “elementary”. The butcher shop just up the road from Jacoby on the same side has a really nice ajumma that will blends any combo of meat for you, provided you know what and how to explain it to her, but then again I suppose since you live in Seoul/HBC, Korea, you are by now bilingual yes? If not, then your point is also moot since you’ve been in Korea long enough to tell other people their point is moot for not residing here, yet you probably know about 6 words in Korean. By the way, I also concur but I’ll be a bit more candid, Burgermine is horrendous, the burger and the service. Anyone thinks that place has a good burger must live in HBC, and a bit too long as well. Hows your burgers? 무식한 놈
Briony Mitchell, 9 months ago




Liam; You don’t even live in Seoul/HBC (or Korea, for that matter), so anything you have to say is moot! How are the burgers in Phnom Penh, anyway…or is it difficult to find ‘streetmeat’ that isn’t gristly…?
miazru, 9 months ago




Liam Scott You know when door to door to door hamburger joints are lined up, the cliche has solidified, 10 magazine writes it up and your neighborhood is played out. 3WM has witnessed the Canadian and bourgeois- hipster backpacker landslide for years. There’s this for starters: http://thethreewisemonkeys.com/2011/05/16/hbc-fest-venue-guide-and-the-post-mortem-code-of-hbc-bar/ BTW look at the burger eating egg dripping goofball in 10 magazine. That neighborhood is a suburban drop in center. The Novel is in progress and you will not suvive it.